Takkar Ke Baad Ek Driver Santa Se Bola "Maine Kar Ke Hadlit On-Off Karke Bataya Tha Ki Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do" Santa: Maine Bhi To Viper (Wiper) Chalakar Bataya Tha Ki N Kake (Kid) N!
Santa Sarvajanik Shauchala Gaya Aur 1 Ghante Baad Nikala Jamadar Bola: 20 Rupaye Do Santa: Sale Bathrum Men Baitha Tha "Siber Kaife" Men Nahin
Banta: Aaj Achanak Parti Kis Khaushi Men? Santa: Mera Scuter Kho Gaya Hai Banta: To? Santa: Shukra Manao Us Par Main Nahin Baitha Tha Varna Main Bhi Gum Ho Jata
Santa: Main Jito Ki Vajah Se Nark Jaunga Mujhe Roj Jhut Bolana Padata Hai Banta: Kyon? Santa: Roj Taiyar Hokar Puchti Hai Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
Santa: Tumhen Vah Angrej Kis (Chumban) Karke Gaya Aur Tumne Use Mana Bhi Nahin Kiya Jito Hanste Hue Boli "Main Mana Kaise Karti Mujhe Angreji Nahin Aati Na"
Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Baar-Baar Yahi Sapna Dikhta Hai Ki Mere Paas Se Hokar Sundar-Sundar Ladakiyan Teji Se Bhag Rahin Hain Doctor: Usmen Mujhse Kya Chahte Ho? Santa: Aap Aisi Dava Dijie Ki Ya To Un Ladkiyon Ki Raftar Kuch Kam Ho Jaye Ya Fir Meri Raftaar Badha Jaye